Well the concert was really good. I got a standing ovation. Hooray!

Why do they say 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea? Does that mean the other 1/5 enjoys it?

Anyway, so it's Christmas Break and I am very happy because it's been a really long term for me.
Frankly, I'm glad it's over.

Who's cruel idea was it to put an "s" in lisp?

I'm reading a new series called "Gatekeepers" by Anthony Horowitz.

It's looking really good so far. I recommend it to my readers.

That's all I got for right now.

NO WAIT!

Why is abbreviated such a long word?